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Alfs 2:38 Sat Mar 13
View from the opposition - Part 2
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Mods, please delete/lock old thread.
The questions have been answered by Fortune's Hiding, Reds supporting pal, Suki Singh.
WARNING
Do not read the answer to the first question if you currently have a mouthful of cereal, coffee, tea etc.
Have you lived in Ilford your whole life?
Hermit Road
I wouldn’t live in that shit hole, I’m from Surrey with the rest of the top reds.
With the Glazers at the helm, would you agree that the next years look bleak off and on the pitch?
Irish Hammer
Under the glazer’s ownership the football success is always going to be behind the commercial success, they have taken over 500m out of the club to pay the interest on the loans which they took out to buy the club. They need to go and fast.
Do you think Ole is the man to bridge the chasm currently between yourselves and City, or do you wish you had gone for someone such as Pochettino when you had the chance?
Grumpster
I think Ole has made great progress and has steadied the ship. We are now at our best since Fergie. He probably isn’t the guy to win leagues and challenge for CLs, I would have liked Pochettino but it would have been wrong to sack Ole at the time, I think he is building a good side, then will probably need to handover to a better coach.
What’s your favourite flavour potato or corn snack?
Anon
Potato
How many of our players would make the Man U first team?
JLAP
Rice, Soucek, Antonio, Dawson.
Are you pleased that Olle has got you playing this brand of football or are you desperate for a superstar manager?
Branded
Footballs been shit in the main, rely too much on individuals, put it this way though, it’s better than Jose and LVG.
Pogba, are you a better team without him, and is it time to replace him?
Comma
We should have replaced him in Sep 2016.
Have you ever worn a half and half scarf?
Darlo Debs
No if you are over 12 and wear one you need a slap!!
How much longer does Ole get without winning anything?
Kylay
We need to win something this season, if not and we finish well in the league, then one more year.
Are the MOBOs racist?
Anon
Of course
Phil Jones has over 20 caps for England, which poses the question. Is he going down on Southgate?
PwoperNaughtyButNot
Yes that’s why he pulls them faces. He must stink.
When you haven’t seen the game but hear you failed to score, do you wonder who missed your penalty?
Kaiser Zoso
No I wonder who the ref was and why he didn’t give another.
Marcus Rashford’s school dinner campaign caused much discussion on this forum with one member claiming you weren’t West Ham if you supported his cause! What was the general view amongst your fans?
Mallard
Generally was welcomed. Was the member a tory daily mail reader by any chance?
Moyes had a rough time at the club, and many say that he underperformed, but the view from neutral fans is often that he inherited an ageing team, wasn’t really backed, and wasn’t given time. In hindsight, do you feel the board would have been better sticking with him and giving him the £200m odd that Van Gaal was given instead?
Sniper
Moyes was out of his depth, he had to go, has he had his teeth whitened? Although my mum could have spent 200m wiser than LVG some of his buys were shocking, still paying for them now
What will be the reaction from Manchester United if Lingard's performances for us causes us to sneak ahead of you and claim the fourth champions league place?
Alex G
It will be down to us if that happens can’t see a backlash as he has been shit for us for ages. Would it be better achievement than winning the World Cup in 66
Are you proud of your 'diving for a penalty academy'?
Charley Farley
Yes, Penalties are great, if we do not get one I question why even if we have won,
What are your views on West Ham, this season?
Anon
Very good side, were unlucky against Citeh the other week, mind you they are used to playing in front of empty plastic blue seats
What’s your prediction for Sunday?
1=0 Bruno Pen, 93rd min. Antonio hits Maguire on his slabhead with his cock (He was boasting the other week on twitter about his size)
Do you think Lingard will ever wear a Manc shirt again?
Anon
Hopefully not think he’s a bit of a tit. May have found his level!
And finally,
I haven’t got any friends, no one respects me, and I’ve recently lost my job as an Amazon driver after flashing a customer’s child. If I became a Manchester United supporter, can you promise me that my life would be better? I’ll try anything.
Manuel
Are you scouse!!
Let the cunting begin!
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Replies - Newest Posts First ( Show In Chronological Order)
gph
5:23 Sun Mar 14
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Alfs, the North Korean embassy is at 73 Gunnersbury Avenue, Ealing.
Just pop down there and say you have important information for the Young One.
Plenty of time for his minions to pass on your offer to get him onto one of the most important websites in the Western World before next season.
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charleyfarley
10:22 Sun Mar 14
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Yes as hermit rd said well done.
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BRANDED
10:15 Sun Mar 14
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Feisty
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Hermit Road
9:29 Sun Mar 14
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I like these and well done Alfs for resurrecting them. As you said, a Man U fan from Surrey is hardly going to be at the top end of the scale personality wise. If he had been from Ilford on the other hand....
One thing that used to make me chuckle about the old one was always the last question where they had to piece together the first letters of every question. Seemed like a lot of effort though
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Ronald_antly
6:56 Sun Mar 14
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That's a remarkable bit of self-flagellation there by Manuel.
I'll wager he submitted that while very drunk, and now has NO recollection of doing so.
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chim chim cha boo
6:31 Sun Mar 14
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Yes, sorry Alfs, I didn't mean to disparage the thread and I hope you will repeat it. It's just that this melt was not interesting in the slightest.
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Alfs
4:19 Sun Mar 14
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Fuck, geeps, If only you said earlier. He's in my 'Tyrannical Leaders' WhatsApp group!
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gph
4:07 Sun Mar 14
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I know I'm a bit late with this, but Kim Jong Un is a ManU fan.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/kim-jong-un-manchester-united-fan-has-ordered-state-tv-show-their-matches-9695951.html
Surely he's a better bet for character than this bloke?
Maybe you can give him a go next season...
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Alfs
3:11 Sun Mar 14
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gank 2:59 Sun Mar 14
Ag x 3
That was ruined on my very first post, entitled 'No, No, to Dicanio'.
Yep, I really said that.
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Alfs
3:08 Sun Mar 14
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No worries, C Wing.
Lesson learned though and I appreciate the advice.
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The old c wing
3:04 Sun Mar 14
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Alfs. I’m sorry, I really don’t want you to take my below comment as a lack of endorsement.
The issue is probably fishing out old school style forums such as our own, to get some reasonably funny comebacks.
Please keep it going. The Leeds cunts did at least raise a smile, it’s just that this was one bloke who happened to be a right boring cunt.
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gank
2:59 Sun Mar 14
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I just worry about your reputation, Alfs.
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Alfs
2:54 Sun Mar 14
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This bloke is particularly dull, I admit. But I don't know what you expected. He supports Man U for fuck sake. You go and find me a supporter of that club with a personality!
Gank, I know you think this is shit, you keep saying, but do I knock on your door EVERY night and tell you that you're an ugly, fat bastard, with more teeth than brain cells?
Just don't click on it. What's it got to do with West Ham, anyway?
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happygilmore
1:12 Sun Mar 14
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gank 1:05 Sun Mar 14
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gank
1:05 Sun Mar 14
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...or don't bother with these threads as they're shit.
I appreciate the effort, it just isn't worth it.
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mallard
12:50 Sun Mar 14
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We’ve had bland Man Utd. fans before on ‘View from the Opposition.’ I remember some woman being asked the questions and had no sense of humour whatsoever.
Keep up the good work Alfs, but maybe target the fan’s forums like last week, and as C-wing said, 3 different views.
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The old c wing
11:48 Sat Mar 13
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Needs a min of 3 respondents, otherwise it becomes dull, like this cunt.
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joe royal
11:38 Sat Mar 13
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Alfs 2:53 Sat Mar 13
Unless you like litter, bad driving and curry don’t bother.
Valentines park is still lovely tho.
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the exile
9:08 Sat Mar 13
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So which one of us was it who said that you're not West Ham if you support Rashford's campaign? Utter twat!
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I.want.that.one
8:37 Sat Mar 13
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Appreciate the effort but this is like Disney flogging a dead horse by remaking so many films.
Who the fuck decided anyone could replace Robin Williams as the genie? You don’t fuck with perfection
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yngwies Cat
3:32 Sat Mar 13
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Disappointed about his fuckin crisp.answer.
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